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Hope I 'm the first person to put a
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Monday, December 26, 2011
God reserved something special for you.
There is more to your life than you ever thought
There is more to your story than what you have read
There is more to your song than what you have sung
A good author saves the best for last
A great composer keeps his finest for the finish
And God, the author of life and composer of hope has done the same for you.
The best is yet to come.
There is more to your life than you ever thought
There is more to your story than what you have read
There is more to your song than what you have sung
A good author saves the best for last
A great composer keeps his finest for the finish
And God, the author of life and composer of hope has done the same for you.
The best is yet to come.
Labels:
Inspirational
Monday, November 28, 2011
Conscience
Is God's built in Warning System
Be very happy when it hurts
Be very worried when it doesn't
Labels:
Inspirational
The sign of a being a mature person
Is not how well you prepare for everything to be right.
But on how you stand up
And move on after everything goes wrong.
Labels:
Daily Quotes
Girl 1:
Dinner kami ng BF ko kagabi.
Impressed ako. Ang laki ng resto.
Dami pang choices.
Girl 2:
Ows! Ano pangalan?
Girl 1:
Food Court.
Dinner kami ng BF ko kagabi.
Impressed ako. Ang laki ng resto.
Dami pang choices.
Girl 2:
Ows! Ano pangalan?
Girl 1:
Food Court.
Labels:
Pinoy Jokes
Isang araw, nag suot ng see through si Lola
Deadma si Lolo
Sumunod na araw, nagsuot ng T-Back si Lola
Deadma si Lolo
Sa sumunod na araw, wala na suot na damit si Lola
Lolo: ano ba yang damit mo? Gusot gusot. Plantsahin mo nga.
Deadma si Lolo
Sumunod na araw, nagsuot ng T-Back si Lola
Deadma si Lolo
Sa sumunod na araw, wala na suot na damit si Lola
Lolo: ano ba yang damit mo? Gusot gusot. Plantsahin mo nga.
Labels:
Pinoy Jokes
A Fruits and Veggies Story
Brocolli: I look like a tree
Walnut: I look like a brain
Mushroom: I look like an umbrella
Corn: A piece of me looks like a tooth
Apple: Well. my shape looks like heart.
Banana: Can we change topic?
Eggplant: Yeah, I agree!
Brocolli: I look like a tree
Walnut: I look like a brain
Mushroom: I look like an umbrella
Corn: A piece of me looks like a tooth
Apple: Well. my shape looks like heart.
Banana: Can we change topic?
Eggplant: Yeah, I agree!
Labels:
All Time Jokes
No one ever won a chess match
By making only forward moves...
Just like in life,
Sometimes you have to move backward
To make a better step forward
Labels:
Daily Quotes
Mag-syota, nagdedate sa isang park
GF: (natawa ng may makitang malunggay ang ngipin ng BF nya)
BF: Bakit?
GF: Hulaan ko kung ano ulam nyo kanina
BF: Sige nga. Ano?
GF: Malunggay? Tama? Hahaha...
BF: Haha! Mali! Kahapon pa yun. Kaw talaga. Pa-kiss nga...
GF: (natawa ng may makitang malunggay ang ngipin ng BF nya)
BF: Bakit?
GF: Hulaan ko kung ano ulam nyo kanina
BF: Sige nga. Ano?
GF: Malunggay? Tama? Hahaha...
BF: Haha! Mali! Kahapon pa yun. Kaw talaga. Pa-kiss nga...
Labels:
Pinoy Jokes
We struggle through a tasteless coffee till the last sip
Only to find sugar crystals lying at the bottom.
Life is sweet
Just stir it well.
Labels:
Daily Quotes
Ang Alamat ng Pinakacute na nilalang:
Isang araw
Ipinanganak ka...
~ The End
Tandaan:
Ang alamat ay kathang isip lamang at malayo sa katotohanan.
Isang araw
Ipinanganak ka...
~ The End
Tandaan:
Ang alamat ay kathang isip lamang at malayo sa katotohanan.
Labels:
Pinoy Jokes
Sunday, November 27, 2011
EXCUSE LETTER ng Nanay ni Bekimon
Dear Teacheret,
Kamustasa kalabasa? Keri ka lang ba?
Bet kong italak sayez na witit makakajosok sa skulembang si junakis ngayonchi.
Rarampage si atashi now at bet kong kajoin force si bebemon.
Ispluk ni junakis na may periodical examinelya silachina.
Sana ay givlakan mo itey ng bonggang bonggang espesyalinda examinelya.
Trulibels,
Mudrakels
Dear Teacheret,
Kamustasa kalabasa? Keri ka lang ba?
Bet kong italak sayez na witit makakajosok sa skulembang si junakis ngayonchi.
Rarampage si atashi now at bet kong kajoin force si bebemon.
Ispluk ni junakis na may periodical examinelya silachina.
Sana ay givlakan mo itey ng bonggang bonggang espesyalinda examinelya.
Trulibels,
Mudrakels
Labels:
Pinoy Jokes
As you admire the beautiful things God has made everyday
Remember that...
You're One of them.
Beautiful inside and out
A Miss Universe in your own special way!
Labels:
Inspirational
FRIENDS are life's best treasure.
Money may pass our hands
Honor may give us pleasure
But with friends...
Life is beautiful beyond measure.
Money may pass our hands
Honor may give us pleasure
But with friends...
Life is beautiful beyond measure.
Labels:
Friendship
What makes life rewarding?
It's when God gives you the strength and courage to fight a losing battle despite the fact that all you want to do is surrender
Failures don't define us...
But it is makes us even stronger
Labels:
Inspirational
You need to have a bad day every once in a while...
Otherwise you'll never know what a good day feels like.
Labels:
Daily Quotes
Life is a one way street
No matter how many doors you take
None of them leads back
So enjoy every moment of your life
Cause none of them will happen the same way again
No matter how many doors you take
None of them leads back
So enjoy every moment of your life
Cause none of them will happen the same way again
Labels:
Daily Quotes
God created the mountains and oceans and valleys and stars and suns and planets...
But the Bible says that you're more beautiful than all of them put together!
You may have made mistakes
But you're still God's masterpiece.
You may have messed up your life
But you're still God's masterpiece.
You may have failed big time
But you're still God's masterpiece.
No matter what season in you're in
God will never abandon you
No matter what happens
He will be with you
He will accompany you
He will protect you
He will provide for you.
But the Bible says that you're more beautiful than all of them put together!
You may have made mistakes
But you're still God's masterpiece.
You may have messed up your life
But you're still God's masterpiece.
You may have failed big time
But you're still God's masterpiece.
No matter what season in you're in
God will never abandon you
No matter what happens
He will be with you
He will accompany you
He will protect you
He will provide for you.
Labels:
Inspirational
Do you know what is the sweetest pain in life?
It's the pain in your stomach
When your friends make you Laugh.
Labels:
Friendship
Teacher: Use Hey in a sentence. Yes, Pedro!
Pedro: Hey! That's my bag!
Teacher: Very good! You, Juan!
Juan: Our teacher is very cute, baby face for short. She's really beautiful.
Teacher: Hehehe, Thank you Juan! But, where's Hey?
Juan: estoryaHEY!
Pedro: Hey! That's my bag!
Teacher: Very good! You, Juan!
Juan: Our teacher is very cute, baby face for short. She's really beautiful.
Teacher: Hehehe, Thank you Juan! But, where's Hey?
Juan: estoryaHEY!
Labels:
Pinoy Jokes
I'd like to share this beautiful allegory with you:
A pencilmaker taught the pencils 5 important lessons...
1. Everything you do will always leave a mark
2. You can always correct the mistakes you made
3. What's important is what's inside you
4. In life, you will undergo painful sharpenings which will make you a better pencil
Lastly, the most important thing is to be the best pencil that you can be by allowing yourself to be guided by the hand that holds.
A pencilmaker taught the pencils 5 important lessons...
1. Everything you do will always leave a mark
2. You can always correct the mistakes you made
3. What's important is what's inside you
4. In life, you will undergo painful sharpenings which will make you a better pencil
Lastly, the most important thing is to be the best pencil that you can be by allowing yourself to be guided by the hand that holds.
Labels:
Daily Quotes
Thursday, November 24, 2011
Chance won't wait for you forever.
If you let everything pass you by
You'll never find out how beautiful life can really be.
Don't be afraid to get hurt
If you don't risk something
You will never gain anything.
Labels:
Daily Quotes
Monday, November 21, 2011
I admire those people who can stay calm
Despite of too much pain...
And I love those who cry for a while
But after the tears have fallen
You'll see a real fighter
The moment they start to smile again...
Labels:
Daily Quotes
One day, you'll be surprised to see me beside you?
Me and you laughing
Me and you crying
Me and you dreaming
Me and you having fun
Just you and me...
In the mental hospital
I'm the doctor
And you're my patient
Me and you laughing
Me and you crying
Me and you dreaming
Me and you having fun
Just you and me...
In the mental hospital
I'm the doctor
And you're my patient
Labels:
All Time Jokes
God's Love is unbounded
God's Grace is unlimited
God's Power is immeasurable
May you have God's endless blessings all the days of your life.
God's Grace is unlimited
God's Power is immeasurable
May you have God's endless blessings all the days of your life.
Labels:
Inspirational
Pag may gabi... Anjan ang umaga
Pag may lungkot... Anjan ang saya
Pag may dusa... Anjan ang ginhawa
Pag may cute... Anjan ka.
Wag ka matuwa.. Antonyms yan.
Pag may lungkot... Anjan ang saya
Pag may dusa... Anjan ang ginhawa
Pag may cute... Anjan ka.
Wag ka matuwa.. Antonyms yan.
Labels:
Pinoy Jokes
Today is God's answer to last night's prayer..
To live another day
To recover wasted chances
To forgive and be forgiven
And once again to be able to say...
Thank you Lord for this brand new day
Where we can once more
Know You, love You, and serve You better.
To live another day
To recover wasted chances
To forgive and be forgiven
And once again to be able to say...
Thank you Lord for this brand new day
Where we can once more
Know You, love You, and serve You better.
Labels:
Inspirational
Magsyota, nag-usap sa gilid ng dagat.
BF: Babes, ano zodiac sign mo?
GF: (Nag-isip kasi bobo) Kaw muna.
BF: Zodiac sign ko ay Cancer
GF: Ako? Goiter
BF: Ha? Eh, walang zodiaz sign na goiter.
GF: Hehe, joke lang. Ulcer talaga ako.
BF: Babes, ano zodiac sign mo?
GF: (Nag-isip kasi bobo) Kaw muna.
BF: Zodiac sign ko ay Cancer
GF: Ako? Goiter
BF: Ha? Eh, walang zodiaz sign na goiter.
GF: Hehe, joke lang. Ulcer talaga ako.
Labels:
Pinoy Jokes
Isang batang lalaki nakatingin sa labas ng simbahan...
Pari: Bakit hindi ka pumasok sa loob iho?
Bata: Kasi po baka mawala bike ko.
Pari: Wag kang mag-alala, ang Espiritu Santo ang magbabantay ng bike mo.
(Pumasok na sila sa simbahan)
Pari: Marunong ka bang magdasal?
Bata: Opo. Sa ngalan ng Ama, ng Anak. Amen.
Pari: Kulang yon. Nasaan ang Espiritu Santo?
Bata: Nasa labas po di ba? Sabi mo binabantayan ang bike ko.
Pari: Bakit hindi ka pumasok sa loob iho?
Bata: Kasi po baka mawala bike ko.
Pari: Wag kang mag-alala, ang Espiritu Santo ang magbabantay ng bike mo.
(Pumasok na sila sa simbahan)
Pari: Marunong ka bang magdasal?
Bata: Opo. Sa ngalan ng Ama, ng Anak. Amen.
Pari: Kulang yon. Nasaan ang Espiritu Santo?
Bata: Nasa labas po di ba? Sabi mo binabantayan ang bike ko.
Labels:
Inspirational
A person that has a "Happy Spirit"
Doesn't easily get tired
And is always disposed to do Good.
We've been created for greater purpose
Don't let yourself fall in things
That remove the beauty in your heart
Doesn't easily get tired
And is always disposed to do Good.
We've been created for greater purpose
Don't let yourself fall in things
That remove the beauty in your heart
Labels:
Daily Quotes
A meaningful life can't be found in wealth
Cause riches can be taken away
Not in popularity
For popular people can be forgotten
Not in beauty
For beauty is not permanent
Not in intelligence
For it doesn't make us a higher creation of God
Instead...
A meaningful life can be found in contentment
With things we have
For the love we give and we get
From people around us
And from faith in God who gives us everything.
Labels:
Inspirational
The great thing a little lamp can do
Which the big sun cannot do
Is to give light at night
It shows no one is superior by size but by purpose
If we cannot do great things
We can do small things in a great way.
Little things can make a big difference.
Which the big sun cannot do
Is to give light at night
It shows no one is superior by size but by purpose
If we cannot do great things
We can do small things in a great way.
Little things can make a big difference.
Labels:
Daily Quotes
Sunday, November 20, 2011
In the award winning film CHARIOTS OF FIRE
One of the characters is the legendary British sprinter Harold Abrahams.
He is obsessed with winning but in the preliminary 100 meter dash leading up to the 1924 Olympics, he is soundly beaten by his rival. Abraham's response was deep despair.
When his girlfriend tried to encourage him, Harold angrily declares, "I run to win! If I can't win, I won't run!"
His girlfriend responded, "If you don't run, you can't win!"
Life is full of reversals but no matter what, we have to keep on moving.
One of the characters is the legendary British sprinter Harold Abrahams.
He is obsessed with winning but in the preliminary 100 meter dash leading up to the 1924 Olympics, he is soundly beaten by his rival. Abraham's response was deep despair.
When his girlfriend tried to encourage him, Harold angrily declares, "I run to win! If I can't win, I won't run!"
His girlfriend responded, "If you don't run, you can't win!"
Life is full of reversals but no matter what, we have to keep on moving.
BEAUTY PAGEANT
Judge: What if you find out your boyfriend has AIDS, what will you do?
Contestant: I'll still love him
(Everybody Claps!)
....Because AIDS doesn't matter.
Judge: What if you find out your boyfriend has AIDS, what will you do?
Contestant: I'll still love him
(Everybody Claps!)
....Because AIDS doesn't matter.
Labels:
All Time Jokes
Don't ever believe that LAUGHTER
has always been the best MEDICINE
Because as far as I know...
Ang baliw kahit anong tawa
Hindi gumagaling!
has always been the best MEDICINE
Because as far as I know...
Ang baliw kahit anong tawa
Hindi gumagaling!
Labels:
Pinoy Jokes
Every nice people is a gift of God.
It is one of life's best blessings,
A priceless gift that can never be bought,
Sold or forgotten.
Just like you.
Labels:
Friendship
Si Pedro nakabasag ng vase sa museum!
Attendant:
Hala! More than 500 years na ang vasa na yan!
Pedro:
Hay salamat! Kinabahan naman ako!
Akala ko bago!
Attendant:
Hala! More than 500 years na ang vasa na yan!
Pedro:
Hay salamat! Kinabahan naman ako!
Akala ko bago!
Labels:
Pinoy Jokes
Alam mo yung feeling
Na may nakita kang
Ice cream container sa ref
At binuksan mo ito...
Chadang!!!
Isda pala ang laman!
Na may nakita kang
Ice cream container sa ref
At binuksan mo ito...
Chadang!!!
Isda pala ang laman!
Labels:
Pinoy Jokes
To walk is what I always do but I prefer not to look back
To people who's no longer walking with me
Then someone asked me:
"Why did you just let other people leave you?"
Then I answered:
"Life is a long journey...
Let's see who will be walking with me
Until the end of my story."
To people who's no longer walking with me
Then someone asked me:
"Why did you just let other people leave you?"
Then I answered:
"Life is a long journey...
Let's see who will be walking with me
Until the end of my story."
Labels:
Inspirational
Friends are one of the best things in life
You have to give the best
Do the right thing
But the best way to an everlasting friendship
Comes from three words.
"Keep in Touch"
You have to give the best
Do the right thing
But the best way to an everlasting friendship
Comes from three words.
"Keep in Touch"
Labels:
Friendship
FAIL is
F - irst
A - ttempt
I - n
L - earning
but once done twice, you FAIL because you
F - orgot
A - pplying
I - its
L - essons
Labels:
Daily Quotes
Whenever you are stressed and about to give up.
Remember:
STRESSED is just
DESSERTS spelled backwards
So its just a piece of cake!
Remember:
STRESSED is just
DESSERTS spelled backwards
So its just a piece of cake!
Labels:
Daily Quotes
Monday, November 14, 2011
LOVE QUOTES
Kung nasaktan ka noon sa piling ng iba
Wag kang matakot magmahal ulit
Hindi lahat ng tao marunong manakit ng damdamin
Bakit di mo subukan magmahal ulit
Sabi nga nila...
"Kung may first love never dies, meron namang
Love is better the second time around."
Labels:
Pinoy Love Hirit
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