Monday, December 26, 2011

.          ,*,        MERRY
.       ,*@*,      CHRISTMAS
.    ,*@*@*,
.     """"U""""

And a Happy New Year!
Hope I 'm the first person to put a
Christmas Tree on your phone.
Pushing my name in your inbox right now
Just to greet you a Merry Christmas!

May you have the joy knowing
Its real meaning
And hope this sparks more passion
In serving Jesus.
God reserved something special for you.
There is more to your life than you ever thought
There is more to your story than what you have read
There is more to your song than what you have sung
A good author saves the best for last
A great composer keeps his finest for the finish
And God, the author of life and composer of hope has done the same for you.
The best is yet to come.
May the good times and treasure of the present
Become the golden memories of tomorrow.  
Wish you lots of love, joy, and happiness. 
Merry Christmas.



The greatest gifts of Christmas lies not in the material things we receive
But in the LOVE we give
The JOY we share
And the HOPE we inspire. 

Have a Merry and Meaningful Christmas!
God taught us how to give out of love
He gave Himself to those who would choose Him
Let us give Love this Christmas!
Thanks be to God for His indescribable gift
Corinthians 9:15


A special Christmas meal for you today:

A plate of LOVE
A bowl of PEACE
A spoon of HOPE
A fork of CARE
And a glass of PRAYER

Enjoy your Christmas meal for you are under God's care.  Have a blessed Christmas and a Prosperous New Year!

Monday, November 28, 2011

Conscience 
Is God's built in Warning System

Be very happy when it hurts
Be very worried when it doesn't



The sign of a being a mature person
Is not how well you prepare for everything to be right.

But on how you stand up
And move on after everything goes wrong.
Girl 1:
Dinner kami ng BF ko kagabi.
Impressed ako.  Ang laki ng resto.
Dami pang choices.

Girl 2:
Ows! Ano pangalan?

Girl 1:
Food Court.

Isang araw, nag suot ng see through si Lola
Deadma si Lolo

Sumunod na araw, nagsuot ng T-Back si Lola
Deadma si Lolo

Sa sumunod na araw, wala na suot na damit si Lola

Lolo: ano ba yang damit mo? Gusot gusot. Plantsahin mo nga.
A Fruits and Veggies Story

Brocolli:  I look like a tree
Walnut:  I look like a brain
Mushroom:  I look like an umbrella
Corn:  A piece of me looks like a tooth
Apple:  Well. my shape looks like heart.

Banana:  Can we change topic?
Eggplant: Yeah, I agree!


No one ever won a chess match
By making only forward moves...
Just like in life,
Sometimes you have to move backward
To make a better step forward
Mag-syota, nagdedate sa isang park

GF: (natawa ng may makitang malunggay ang ngipin ng BF nya)
BF:  Bakit?
GF: Hulaan ko kung ano ulam nyo kanina
BF: Sige nga. Ano?
GF: Malunggay? Tama? Hahaha...
BF: Haha! Mali! Kahapon pa yun. Kaw talaga. Pa-kiss nga...

A nice wake up
Is always a Gift from God

Let us turn this gift
Into a blessing
By our act of sharing

And to you,
I share a Blessed Morning.


We struggle through a tasteless coffee till the last sip
Only to find sugar crystals lying at the bottom.

Life is sweet
Just stir it well.
Ang Alamat ng Pinakacute na nilalang:


Isang araw
Ipinanganak ka...



~ The End

Tandaan:
Ang alamat ay kathang isip lamang at malayo sa katotohanan.

Sunday, November 27, 2011

EXCUSE LETTER ng Nanay ni Bekimon

Dear Teacheret,

Kamustasa kalabasa? Keri ka lang ba?
Bet kong italak sayez na witit makakajosok sa skulembang si junakis ngayonchi.
Rarampage si atashi now at bet kong kajoin force si bebemon.
Ispluk ni junakis na may periodical examinelya silachina.
Sana ay givlakan mo itey ng bonggang bonggang espesyalinda examinelya.


Trulibels,

Mudrakels
Job Interview

Employer:  What can you contribute to our company?


Applicant:  Ay! May bayad pala sir??


As you admire the beautiful things God has made everyday
Remember that...
You're One of them.
Beautiful inside and out
A Miss Universe in your own special way!
FRIENDS are life's best treasure.
Money may pass our hands
Honor may give us pleasure
But with friends...
Life is beautiful beyond measure.


What makes life rewarding?

It's when God gives you the strength and courage to fight a losing battle despite the fact that all you want to do is surrender

Failures don't define us...





But it is makes us even stronger


You need to have a bad day every once in a while...


Otherwise you'll never know what a good day feels like.
Life is a one way street
No matter how many doors you take
None of them leads back
So enjoy every moment of your life
Cause none of them will happen the same way again
God created the mountains and oceans and valleys and stars and suns and planets...

But the Bible says that you're more beautiful than all of them put together!


You may have made mistakes
But you're still God's masterpiece.
You may have messed up your life
But you're still God's masterpiece.
You may have failed big time
But you're still God's masterpiece.
No matter what season in you're in
God will never abandon you
No matter what happens
He will be with you
He will accompany you
He will protect you
He will provide for you.




Do you know what is the sweetest pain in life?

It's the pain in your stomach
When your friends make you Laugh.
Teacher:  Use Hey in a sentence.  Yes, Pedro!

Pedro: Hey! That's my bag!

Teacher:  Very good! You, Juan!

Juan: Our teacher is very cute, baby face for short. She's really beautiful.
Teacher: Hehehe, Thank you Juan! But, where's Hey?
Juan:  estoryaHEY!

I'd like to share this beautiful allegory with you:

A pencilmaker taught the pencils 5 important lessons...
1. Everything you do will always leave a mark
2. You can always correct the mistakes you made
3. What's important is what's inside you
4. In life, you will undergo painful sharpenings which will make you a better pencil

Lastly, the most important thing is to be the best pencil that you can be by allowing yourself to be guided by the hand that holds.
When we put God's cares in God's hands
He puts His peace in our hearts.

Thursday, November 24, 2011

Chance won't wait for you forever.
If you let everything pass you by
You'll never find out how beautiful life can really be.
Don't be afraid to get hurt
If you don't risk something
You will never gain anything.

Monday, November 21, 2011

I admire those people who can stay calm
Despite of too much pain...
And I love those who cry for a while
But after the tears have fallen
You'll see a real fighter 
The moment they start to smile again...


One day, you'll be surprised to see me beside you?
Me and you laughing
Me and you crying
Me and you dreaming
Me and you having fun
Just you and me...
In the mental hospital
I'm the doctor
And you're my patient
God's Love is unbounded
God's Grace is unlimited
God's Power is immeasurable

May you have God's endless blessings all the days of your life.
Pag may gabi... Anjan ang umaga
Pag may lungkot... Anjan ang saya
Pag may dusa... Anjan ang ginhawa
Pag may cute... Anjan ka.
Wag ka matuwa.. Antonyms yan.

Today is God's answer to last night's prayer..
To live another day
To recover wasted chances
To forgive and be forgiven
And once again to be able to say...
Thank you Lord for this brand new day
Where we can once more
Know You, love You, and serve You better.
Magsyota, nag-usap sa gilid ng dagat.

BF: Babes, ano zodiac sign mo?
GF: (Nag-isip kasi bobo) Kaw muna.
BF: Zodiac sign ko ay Cancer
GF: Ako? Goiter
BF: Ha? Eh, walang zodiaz sign na goiter.
GF: Hehe, joke lang. Ulcer talaga ako.
Isang batang lalaki nakatingin sa labas ng simbahan...

Pari: Bakit hindi ka pumasok sa loob iho?
Bata: Kasi po baka mawala bike ko.
Pari: Wag kang mag-alala, ang Espiritu Santo ang magbabantay ng bike mo.

(Pumasok na sila sa simbahan)

Pari: Marunong ka bang magdasal?
Bata: Opo. Sa ngalan ng Ama, ng Anak. Amen.
Pari: Kulang yon. Nasaan ang Espiritu Santo?
Bata: Nasa labas po di ba? Sabi mo binabantayan ang bike ko.
A person that has a "Happy Spirit"
Doesn't easily get tired
And is always disposed to do Good.

We've been created for greater purpose
Don't let yourself fall in things
That remove the beauty in your heart
A meaningful life can't be found in wealth
Cause riches can be taken away
Not in popularity
For popular people can be forgotten
Not in beauty
For beauty is not permanent
Not in intelligence
For it doesn't make us a higher creation of God
Instead...
A meaningful life can be found in contentment
With things we have
For the love we give and we get
From people around us 
And from faith in God who gives us everything.


The great thing a little lamp can do
Which the big sun cannot do
Is to give light at night

It shows no one is superior by size but by purpose

If we cannot do great things
We can do small things in a great way.
Little things can make a big difference.

Sunday, November 20, 2011

In the award winning film CHARIOTS OF FIRE
One of the characters is the legendary British sprinter Harold Abrahams.

He is obsessed with winning but in the preliminary 100 meter dash leading up to the 1924 Olympics, he is soundly beaten by his rival.  Abraham's response was deep despair.

When his girlfriend tried to encourage him, Harold angrily declares, "I run to win! If I can't win, I won't run!"

His girlfriend responded, "If you don't run, you can't win!"

Life is full of reversals but no matter what, we have to keep on moving.
 BEAUTY PAGEANT

Judge: What if you find out your boyfriend has AIDS, what will you do?

Contestant: I'll still love him
(Everybody Claps!)

....Because AIDS doesn't matter.
Don't ever believe that LAUGHTER
has always been the best MEDICINE

Because as far as I know...

Ang baliw kahit anong tawa
Hindi gumagaling!

Every nice people is a gift of God.
It is one of life's best blessings,
A priceless gift that can never be bought,
Sold or forgotten.

Just like you.

Si Pedro nakabasag ng vase sa museum!

Attendant:
Hala!  More than 500 years na ang vasa na yan!

Pedro:
Hay salamat! Kinabahan naman ako!
Akala ko bago!

Alam mo yung feeling
Na may nakita kang
Ice cream container sa ref
At binuksan mo ito...

Chadang!!!



Isda pala ang laman!

To walk is what I always do but I prefer not to look back
To people who's no longer walking with me

Then someone asked me:
"Why did you just let other people leave you?"

Then I answered:
"Life is a long journey...
Let's see who will be walking with me
Until the end of my story."

Friends are one of the best things in life
You have to give the best
Do the right thing
But the best way to an everlasting friendship
Comes from three words.

"Keep in Touch"






FAIL is

F - irst
A - ttempt
I - n
L - earning

but once done twice, you FAIL because you
F - orgot
A - pplying
I - its
L - essons
Whenever you are stressed and about to give up.

Remember:
STRESSED is just
DESSERTS spelled backwards

So its just a piece of cake!

Monday, November 14, 2011

LOVE QUOTES

Kung nasaktan ka noon sa piling ng iba
Wag kang matakot magmahal ulit
Hindi lahat ng tao marunong manakit ng damdamin
Bakit di mo subukan magmahal ulit
Sabi nga nila...

"Kung may first love never dies, meron namang
Love is better the second time around."