Teacher asked Johnny:
"If there are 5 birds on a fence
And you shot 1, how many would be left?"

Johnny:  None...as the others would fly away...

Teacher answered:  The answer is four...
But I like the way you think...

Johnny:  I have a question Ma'am...
If 3 women are eating ice cream
one licking, one biting, and one sucking
Which one is married?

Teacher nervously answered:  Well, the one sucking the cone...

Johnny:  No, you are wrong...
The one with the wedding ring on her finger
But I like the way you think ma'am